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- - - > SHINING 8/RAP < - YO YO YO YO BABY PUSH IT !!! HEY REPTIL (OR THORSTEN) !!! THAT'S MY NEW INTRO LOOK. IS IT SHIT OR NICE ?!? YOU CAN START IT BY $1A00, SAVE IT FROM $0800 TO $3780 + MESSAGE, JUMP-ADRESS : 19B2 !! DON'T CHANGE ANY BIT OF MY INTRO !!! (!?!#? RIP ?#!?!) PUMP UP THE INTRO, PUMP UP THE INTRO, PUMP UP THE INTRO NOW NOW BYE !!! (OHH THORSTEN IN $1E40 IS A SHORT MESSAGE FOR YOU START IT THEN CLEAR FROM $1E40 - 1EC0 WITH $FF) - MCL!... WE'RE TALKING ABOUT TWO UGLY GUYS FROM A SMALL TOWN CALLED SCHWULBACH ... THEIR (RE-)CRACKER(OR WAS IT FREEZER) NAME IS MAGIC CIRCLE ... SO,I MUST ASK YOU MCL,WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH MCL ? DO YOU MEAN THIS SMALL RED BUTTON AT YOUR FREEZE-MACHINE YOU ALWAYS FAIL TO HIT ? WELL ANYWAY,NOW WE ARE READY TO PULL YOU(!!) DOWN,MCL... YOU HAVE NOW NO GOOD PROTECTION AND A GOOD NAME BEHIND YOU CALLED BROS. ... WELL BROS,YOU DID RIGHT THAT YOU DROPPED YOUR ONLY TWO GAY BROS. OUT OF YOUR CREW ... YOU ARE NOW WORTH TO BE GREETED : HEIYOPPY BROS ! WELL MCL,SOMETHING I MUST SAY,YOU HAD STARTED A WAR(NOT WE!) , YOU SPOKE NASTY'BOUT US AND YOU GOT NO REFUSE ... WELL YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT THAT YOU ARE TOO LAME TO GET REFUSES ... NO YOU ARE NOT ! YOU ARE SO COOL (HOEHOE) THAT WE MUST ANSWER TO YOUR COOL INTRO-WORDS ... YOU SAID WE ARE LAME WITH OUR CRACKS ... WELL IF YOU THINK,BUT I THINK I MUST ADD THAT WE CRACKED GAMES FOR YOU,CAUSE YOU ARE UNABLE(PROBABLY YOUR FREEZER WAS FROZEN!)... SO YOU WERE 1 DAY LATER WITH GIVING OUT YOUR(?) CRACKS ... SO,IF WE ARE LAME,I MUST ASK : WHAT ARE YOU ? ANOTHER POINT : PEOPLE OUTSIDE ! YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW THESE FUCKING COOL DUDES FROM MCL,SO I DESCRIBE THEM FOR YOU (PLEASE DON'T LAUGH,THERE WILL BE NO JOKE,ONLY A DESCRIPTION) ... SO HERE WE GO : JOERG (I DON'T KNOW HIS COMPUNET-NAME) - FIRST HE'S A MEMBER OF THE MARLBORO-ACTION TEAM , AGED 42 OR WAS IT 24 ? - NO SCHOOL EXAMINATIONS - UNABLE TO SPEAK ENGLISH - NOW SOME SENTENCES THAT CAN BE HEARD AT CONFERENCES,WHEN YOU CALL HIM IN(IT'LL BE GREAT FUN) ... TO HIS BROTHER:EY HOLGER,DA IS'N AMI ODER SO DRAN,DER SPRICHT WAS AUSLAENDISCHES,KOMM DOCH MA' HER ! (GROELT WEITER:) BRING MIR DIE SOCKE HER ! TO THE AMERICAN : PLEASE WAIT,YEAH? WAIT I'LL FETCH MY BROTHER,YEAH ? WAIT ! AND I CAN TELL YOU MORE THINGS ABOUT HIS LANGUAGE ABILITY ... - HE DOESN'T HAVE A JOB,OH YEAH,HE HAS ONE : SUPPLY GERMAN GROUPS WITH ORIGINALS ... BUT ATTENTION ! SOMETIMES HE FREEZES CRACKS FROM OTHER GROUPS WITH HIS GREAT FREEZE FRAME MK4 AND SELL THEM AS ORIGINALS (NO GOOD JOB!) ... BUT MOSTLY YOU DON'T GET YOUR ORIGINAL YOU PAID FOR,COZ HE'S LAZY LIKE A JOERG (THERE'S NO THING ON EARTHH,WHO'S MORE LAZY!) ... - HE SITS THE WHOLE DAY AT HIS LOVELY FRIEND(C-64) AND PLAY GAMES,COURSE HE'S NOT ABLE TO DO MORE! - EVERY DAY(AT CA.13 O'CLOCK) HE GETS A CALL FROM IS ORIGINAL SUPPLIER IN THE NORTHERN OF GERMANY ... IF YOU CALL HIM AT THIS TIME,HE'LL BE EXTREMELY NICE TO YOU AT PHONE ... DON'T CALL HIM AFTER 4 O'CLOCK PM,COURSE HIS FATHER( A BEER-DRINKING ASSOCIAL PROLE WORKING AT A PRODUCTION-LINE IN HOECHST) IS BACK AND THIS IS THE ONELY TIME JOERG IS WORKING,HE IS CREEPING IN HIS FATHERS' ARSE ... WELL NOW I WROTE MUCH ABOUT HIS CHARACTER,NOW I TELL SOMETHING ABOUT HIS BEAUTY(?) : HE HAS EXTREMELY SLIMEY HAIRS,BASED ON A HEAD THAT WAS BASICLY DEDICATED TO GET AN EGG ! ONE EYE IS CA.3 CM HIGHER THAN THE OTHER ONE ... ABOUT HIS NOSE I JUST NOT WANNA SAY ANYTHING,BIG GLASSES ADORN HIS EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL FACE ... ALL THIS WEED IS COMPILED TOGETHER CALLED 'HEAD' ! AND THIS 'HEAD' WAS PULLED ON A NECK WHICH IS LONGER THAT 'HEAD' HIMSELF ... HIS BODY IS A BIT(CA.1M) LONGER THAN THE BODY OF A NORMAL PERSON,HIS ARMS BECAME A BIT TOO SHORT,BUT AS A BALANCE HIS LEGS ARE MUCH TOO LONG ... THIS PERSON PUT TOGETHER AND EXPRESSED IN DATES HIS A HEIGHT OF : 2.30 METRES AND A WEIGHT OF 30.9 KILOGRAMMES ... HAHAHA! SO? NOW TURN OVER TO HIS BROTHER,HOLGER ... HE'S HAS ANOTHER FIGURE THAN HIS BIG BROTHER,BUT EVEN HIS WEIGHT IS NOT HIGHER ... HE THINK HE'S EVEN THE BEST IN THE SCENE,HIS ARROGANCE IS NOT TO BEAT ... BUT WHY,HOLGER ? THE ONLY ABILITY YOU HAVE IS TO LOAD,LIST AND RUN A GAME,EVEN TO MAKE A RUN-STOP,RESET OR TO SAVE ... AH YEAH,HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HANDLE MODEM IN SCHWALBACH AND THAT'S A HONOUR HE CAN BE PROUD OF ! ... AND TO IMPORT IS NOT HIS ONLY HOBBY ... HE'S SO CLEVER THAT HE HAS ABILITY TO STEAL MOUNTAIN-BIKES ... - HE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO HANDLE A BUTTERFLY(-KNIFE) ... BUT ... LOOK AT HIS FINGERS,YOU SEE THE RESULT...(ARE THERE STILL 5 FINGERS?) - HIS CLOTHES ARE VERY COOL ... SINCE I KNOW HIM,HE'S ONLY HAD ONE PAIR OF TROUSERS ... I'M GOING NOW DIRECTLY IN HIS PERSON-DESCRIPTION(HE DOESN'T LOOK AS HORRIBLE AS HIS BROTHER) : ON HIS BIG AND ROUND HEAD,HE'S WEARING A NICE BUT NO IN TOUPET (PROBABLY IT WAS MODERN AT 1940) - IN HIS FACE THERE ARE TWO EYES(WHOOOAAH!) - A DACHAU-NOSE IS PROTZING IN THE MIDDLE - HIS MOUTH IS AS BRIDE AND ARROGANT AS THE WORDS COMING OUT OF IT .... THE HEAD IS SITTING ON HIS BODY DIRECTLY(THERE'S NO NECK) ... THE BODY-PROPORTIONS ARE NEARLY LIKE THESE OF A NORMAL PERSONS ... AND I'M ALLOWED TO SAY(I HOPE SO) THAT HOLGER IS THE MOST MODERN PERSON OF THESE TWO BROTHERS ! ... SOME OTHER FACTS'BOUT THEM AND THEIR FAMILY(THIS TIME TO LAUGH ABOUT) ... A WELLKNOWN GUY(OLIVER-EX-MEMBER OF MCL,NOW WITH MCL MEMBER OF 'POISON') CALLED WITH HIS FRIEND JOERG OF MCL ... HIS FRIEND WAS AT THE PHONE ... HE SAID THAT HE'S A POLICE-OFFICER AND CALLS IN CASE OF COPYING CRACKED GAMES ... JOERG(AS SILLY HE IS),BELIEVED HIM AND CALLED AFTER THIS CALL THE REAL POLICE ... HE ASKED IF THERE'S SOMETHING AGAINST HIM ... THEY SAID: NO,WE WILL CHECK IT ... THE FOLLOWING DAY TWO POLICEMEN STOOD AT HIS DOOR AND WANTED TO SEARCH AFTER CRACKED GAMES ... JOERG SHOWED THEM HIS ORIGINALS ...THE BOTH GERMAN COPS WERE SO SILLY NOT TO SEE THE OTHER STUFF ON HIS TABLE ... GERMAN POLICE ! I CAN TELL YOU MORE FUNNY STORIES'BOUT THESE TWO BROTHERS,THEIR PARENTS AND THEIR DIRTY DOG 'BLACKIE' ... BUT I MUST LEAVE NOW ... THIS STORY AND ALL THE FACTS ARE THE REALLY TRUTH ... NOTHING IS STOLEN FROM OTHER TEXTS OR DEMOS ... STUFF SUPPLIERS : THE TWO POLICEMEN , THE GERMAN POST AND THEIR DIRTY DOG BLACKY ... EVERYTHING WAS WRITTEN BY THE BOY WITH THE DOCS ... INTRO CODING : RAP ... MUSIC : 20CC/BROS. ... SHINING-LOGO : UNITRAX/CHX ... 2X2 CHAR : THORSTEN ....SPRITE : ARMALITE SPACE-SHIP ... NOTHING WAS EXTRACTED ALL BYTES,PIXELS AND LETTERS (C) SHINING 8 ... ONE FACT THAT IS RALLY MAKING US HIGH IS THAT WE WILL HAVE SOME BIG SURPRISES FOR YOU IN FUTURE ... BUT DON'T WORRY , B-HAPPY ... THINK OF ME WHEN YOU ARE HEARING THESE COOL ACID-HOUSERS ... BUT DON'T THINK OF ME WHEN YOU ARE LOOKING AT ONE OF THAT COUNTLESS LAME-LOOKING COMPUTER-LOSERS WITH THEIR BIG GLASSES AND SALAMANDER-SHOES ... BUT THINK OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ... - 1> SHINING 8/RAP < - !YCO Y/O BABY PUSH IT - !: HEY REPTIL (OR THORSTEN) - THAT'S MY NEW INTRO LOOK. IS IT SHIT OR NICE ?!? YOU CAN START IT BY $1A00, SAVE IT FROM $0800 TO $3780 + MESSAGE, JUMP-ADRESS : 19B2 !! DON'T CHANGE ANY BIT OF MY INTRO - 7PUMP UP THE INTRO, PUMP UP THE INTRO, PUMP UP THE INTRO - (OHH THORSTEN IN $1E40 IS A SHORT MESSAGE FOR YOU START IT THEN CLEAR FROM $1E40 - 1EC0 WITH $FF) - WE'RE TALKING ABOUT TWO UGLY GUYS FROM A SMALL TOWN CALLED SCHWULBACH - < THEIR (RE-)CRACKER(OR WAS IT FREEZER) NAME IS MAGIC CIRCLE - SO,I MUST ASK YOU MCL,WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH MCL ? DO YOU MEAN THIS SMALL RED BUTTON AT YOUR FREEZE-MACHINE YOU ALWAYS FAIL TO HIT ? WELL ANYWAY,NOW WE ARE READY TO PULL YOU(!!) DOWN,MCL - YOU HAVE NOW NO GOOD PROTECTION AND A GOOD NAME BEHIND YOU CALLED BROS. - WELL BROS,YOU DID RIGHT THAT YOU DROPPED YOUR ONLY TWO GAY BROS. OUT OF YOUR CREW - 2 YOU ARE NOW WORTH TO BE GREETED : HEIYOPPY BROS ! - WELL MCL,SOMETHING I MUST SAY,YOU HAD STARTED A WAR(NOT WE!) , YOU SPOKE NASTY'BOUT US AND YOU GOT NO REFUSE - WELL YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT THAT YOU ARE TOO LAME TO GET REFUSES - # NO YOU ARE NOT ! YOU ARE SO COOL (BHOE - /) THAT WE MUST ANSWER TO YOUR COOL INTRO-WORDS - & YOU SAID WE ARE LAME WITH OUR CRACKS - WELL IF YOU THINK,BUT I THINK I MUST ADD THAT WE CRACKED GAMES FOR YOU,CAUSE YOU ARE UNABLE(PROBABLY YOUR FREEZER WAS FROZEN!) - 8 SO YOU WERE 1 DAY LATER WITH GIVING OUT YOUR(?) CRACKS - SO,IF WE ARE LAME,I MUST ASK : WHAT ARE YOU ? ANOTHER POINT : PEOPLE OUTSIDE ! YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW THESE FUCKING COOL DUDES FROM MCL,SO I DESCRIBE THEM FOR YOU (PLEASE DON'T LAUGH,THERE WILL BE NO JOKE,ONLY A DESCRIPTION) - V SO HERE WE GO : JOERG (I DON'T KNOW HIS COMPUNET-NAME) - FIRST HE'S A MEMBER OF THE MARLBORO-ACTION TEAM , AGED 42 OR WAS IT 24 ? - NO SCHOOL EXAMINATIONS - UNABLE TO SPEAK ENGLISH - NOW SOME SENTENCES THAT CAN BE HEARD AT CONFERENCES,WHEN YOU CALL HIM IN(IT'LL BE GREAT FUN) - X TO HIS BROTHER:EY HOLGER,DA IS'N AMI ODER SO DRAN,DER SPRICHT WAS AUSLAENDISCHES,KOMM DOCH MA' HER ! (GROELT WEITER:) BRING MIR DIE SOCKE HER ! TO THE AMERICAN : PLEASE WAIT,YEAH? WAIT I'LL FETCH MY BROTHER,YEAH ? WAIT ! AND I CAN TELL YOU MORE THINGS ABOUT HIS LANGUAGE ABILITY - - HE DOESN'T HAVE A JOB,OH YEAH,HE HAS ONE : SUPPLY GERMAN GROUPS WITH ORIGINALS - BUT ATTENTION ! SOMETIMES HE FREEZES CRACKS FROM OTHER GROUPS WITH HIS GREAT FREEZE FRAME MK4 AND SELL THEM AS ORIGINALS (NO GOOD JOB!) - BUT MOSTLY YOU DON'T GET YOUR ORIGINAL YOU PAID FOR,COZ HE'S LAZY LIKE A JOERG (THERE'S NO THING ON EARTHH,WHO'S MORE LAZY!) - - HE SITS THE WHOLE DAY AT HIS LOVELY FRIEND(C-64) AND PLAY GAMES,COURSE HE'S NOT ABLE TO DO MORE! - EVERY DAY(AT CA.13 O'CLOCK) HE GETS A CALL FROM IS ORIGINAL SUPPLIER IN THE NORTHERN OF GERMANY - IF YOU CALL HIM AT THIS TIME,HE'LL BE EXTREMELY NICE TO YOU AT PHONE - DON'T CALL HIM AFTER 4 O'CLOCK PM,COURSE HIS FATHER( A BEER-DRINKING ASSOCIAL PROLE WORKING AT A PRODUCTION-LINE IN HOECHST) IS BACK AND THBIS - THE ONELY TIME JOERG IS WORKING,HE IS CREEPING IN HIS FATHERS' ARSE - WELL NOW I WROTE MUCH ABOUT HIS CHARACTER,NOW I TELL SOMETHING ABOUT HIS BEAUTY(?) : HE HAS EXTREMELY SLIMEY HAIRS,BASED ON A HEAD THAT WAS BASICLY DEDICATED TO GET AN EGG ! ONE EYE IS CA.3 CM HIGHER THAN THE OTHER ONE - ABOUT HIS NOSE I JUST NOT WANNA SAY ANYTHING,BIG GLASSES ADORN HIS EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL FACE - ALL THIS WEED IS COMPILED TOGETHER CALLED 'HEAD' ! AND THIS 'HEAD' WAS PULLED ON A NECK WHICH IS LONGER THAT 'HEAD' HIMSELF - HIS BODY IS A BIT(CA.1M) LONGER THAN THE BODY OF A NORMAL PERSON,HIS ARMS BECAME A BIT TOO SHORT,BUT AS A BALANCE HIS LEGS ARE MUCH TOO LONG - THIS PERSON PUT TOGETHER AND EXPRESSED IN DATES HIS A HEIGHT OF : 2.30 METRES AND A WEIGHT OF 30.9 KILOGRAMMES - (SO? NOW TURN OVER TO HIS BROTHER,HOLGER - HE'S HAS ANOTHER FIGURE THAN HIS BIG BROTHER,BUT EVEN HIS WEIGHT IS NOT HIGHER - HE THINK HE'S EVEN THE BEST IN THE SCENE,HIS ARROGANCE IS NOT TO BEAT - BUT WHY,HOLGER ? THE ONLY ABILITY YOU HAVE IS TO LOAD,LIST AND RUN A GAME,EVEN TO MAKE A RUN-STOP,RESET OR TO SAVE - AH YEAH,HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HANDLE MODEM IN SCHWALBACH AND THAT'S A HONOUR HE CAN BE PROUD OF ! - % AND TO IMPORT IS NOT HIS ONLY HOBBY - < HE'S SO CLEVER THAT HE HAS ABILITY TO STEAL MOUNTAIN-BIKES - 4 - HE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO HANDLE A BUTTERFLY(-KNIFE) - ' LOOK AT HIS FINGERS,YOU SEE THE RESULT - 9(ARE THERE STILL 5 FINGERS?) - HIS CLOTHES ARE VERY COOL - 5 SINCE I KNOW HIM,HE'S ONLY HAD ONE PAIR OF TROUSERS - I'M GOING NOW DIRECTLY IN HIS PERSON-DESCRIPTION(HE DOESN'T LOOK AS HORRIBLE AS HIS BROTHER) : ON HIS BIG AND ROUND HEAD,HE'S WEARING A NICE BUT NO IN TOUPET (PROBABLY IT WAS MODERN AT 1940) - IN HIS FACE THERE ARE TWO EYES(WH - AAH!) - A DACHAU-NOSE IS PROTZING IN THE MIDDLE - HIS MOUTH IS AS BRIDE AND ARROGANT AS THE WORDS COMING OUT OF IT - ; THE HEAD IS SITTING ON HIS BODY DIRECTLY(THERE'S NO NECK) - THE BODY-PROPORTIONS ARE NEARLY LIKE THESE OF A NORMAL PERSONS - AND I'M ALLOWED TO SAY(I HOPE SO) THAT HOLGER IS THE MOST MODERN PERSON OF THESE TWO BROTHERS ! - SOME OTHER FACTS'BOUT THEM AND THEIR FAMILY(THIS TIME TO LAUGH ABOUT) - A WELLKNOWN GUY(OLIVER-EX-MEMBER OF MCL,NOW WITH MCL MEMBER OF 'POISON') CALLED WITH HIS FRIEND JOERG OF MCL - .= HIS FRIEND WAS AT THE PHONE - HE SAID THAT HE'S A POLICE-OFFICER AND CALLS IN CASE OF COPYING CRACKED GAMES - JOERG(AS SILLY HE IS),BELIEVED HIM AND CALLED AFTER THIS CALL THE REAL POLICE - + HE ASKED IF THERE'S SOMETHING AGAINST HIM - THEY SAID: NO,WE WILL CHECK IT - THE FOLLOWING DAY TWO POLICEMEN STOOD AT HIS DOOR AND WANTED TO SEARCH AFTER CRACKED GAMES - ! JOERG SHOWED THEM HIS ORIGINALS - THE BOTH GERMAN COPS WERE SO SILLY NOT TO SEE THE OTHER STUFF ON HIS TABLE - GERMAN POLICE ! I CAN TELL YOU MORE FUNNY STORIES'BOUT THESE TWO BROTHERS,THEIR PARENTS AND THEIR DIRTY DOG 'BLACKIE' - .6 BUT I MUST LEAVE NOW - 3 THIS STORY AND ALL THE FACTS ARE THE REALLY TRUTH - - NOTHING IS STOLEN FROM OTHER TEXTS OR DEMOS - STUFF SUPPLIERS : THE TWO POLICEMEN , THE GERMAN POST AND THEIR DIRTY DOG BLACKY - 1 EVERYTHING WAS WRITTEN BY THE BOY WITH THE DOCS - .4 INTRO CODING : RAP - .4 MUSIC : 20CC/BROS. - .< SHINING-LOGO : UNITRAX/CHX - .5 2X2 CHAR : THORSTEN - .=SPRITE : ARMALITE SPACE-SHIP - NOTHING WAS EXTRACTED ALL BYTES,PIXELS AND LETTERS (C) SHINING 8 - ONE FACT THAT IS RALLY MAKING US HIGH IS THAT WE WILL HAVE SOME BIG SURPRISES FOR YOU IN FUTURE - .; BUT DON'T WORRY , B-HAPPY - : THINK OF ME WHEN YOU ARE HEARING THESE COOL ACID-HOUSERS - BUT DON'T THINK OF ME WHEN YOU ARE LOOKING AT ONE OF THAT COUNTLESS LAME-LOOKING COMPUTER-LOSERS WITH THEIR BIG GLASSES AND SALAMANDER-SHOES -